Are we gonna just make movies about trying to get laid over and over again or focus on something that's more relevant?

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Creativity - like human life itself - begins in darkness

We're too young to want to stop living, because after all, we shouldn't stop something we haven't even started.

Receive what cheer you may. The night is long that never finds the day.

ZERO and Infinity both are very difficult to understand and explain but at the same time both are key assumption of Mathematics...

I not only bow to the inevitable I am fortified by it.

No honest work of man or woman "fails" it feeds the sum of all human action.

GUNPOWDER, n. An agency employed by civilized nations for the settlement of disputes which might become troublesome if left unadjusted.

Remember you belong to nature, not it to you.

I was a mixture of being incredibly old for my age and incredibly backwards. I was born quite old, but then I stopped growing. I lived with my mum and dad till I was 30.

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.