Are we just pretending to be unhappy so that we can add drama to our lives, so that we seem more substantial?

Television in the last few years has been where all the great writers are going. TV now is what indie film used to be.

Nothing seems to matter but ourselves. That's not how I was brought up. I don't recognize the country I live in anymore.

I think we have the attention span of a gnat. You know, with cell phones and Twitter.

We're all capable of anything as human beings. Any emotion, any action. We really are.

Working with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of Dumb & Dumber, I would've jumped on, with no hesitation.

Comedy is hard to do. All the cliches about it are true.

I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They aren't talking to me.

I think Michigan keeps you sane and on an even keel through the ups and downs. In Michigan, I do fireworks, shovel snow and live life.

You can't rewrite nothing, but you can rewrite 90 pages of sh*t. Now you've got your sh*t on the page, you can go work.

Give me good writing, and I'll play it all day.

The part of your mind that believes intuitive knowing to be impossible is that part of your mind for which it is impossible.

I may not know who you are, where you are, or where you will be after I have gone, but I still love you. I came to this world to serve all of you.

I am Envy...I cannot read and therefore wish all books burned.

It is the evening that questions thus from within me.

Prayer is the way and means God has appointed for the communication of the blessings of His goodness to His people.

A writer's mind seems to be situated partly in the solar plexus and partly in the head.

When NASA says they're going into space, they don't mean up and back. They mean orbit.

Man I been did that. Man I been popped off. And if she aint tryna to give it up she get dropped off.

Intellectual tasting of life will not supersede muscular activity. If a man should consider the nicety of the passage of a piece of bread down his throat, he would starve.

You can't stop us on the road to freedom, you can't stop us cause our eyes can see.