Are you a philosopher? Where's your sponge?

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

My goals exceed the reach of my energies, but my God exceeds the reach of my goals.

People don't know to make a leaf, but they know how to destroy one.

Marriage can be a magnificent lesson in becoming our best selves that is true.

Discovery is the joy.

The art of automobile design has progressed, until today it is regarded as one of the most important factors in the marketing of the automobile.

If I hadn't been a model, I couldn't have become a movie actress.

By itself, 1 Corinthians 15 just wouldn't mean much. He wants the appearances of 1 Corinthians 15:3-11 to be read as if they had in parentheses after them 'See Luke 24; Matthew 28; John 21.'

He had a smug smile on his lips like he knew, even in his sleep, that women all around him were dying from love because he'd taken their hearts and hidden them where they'd never find them.

If you reach for the stars, you just might land on a decently sized hill.

One of the functions of government is to act as a safeguard not just of property but of our liberties.