Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

I've always felt that the best whips and chains are in the mind. With a little creativity, the physical ones are hardly necessary.

A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.

Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate.

Thomas was an annoying wiseass who tended to make everyone he met want to kill him, and when I have that much in common with someone, I can't help but like him a little.

Hell's bells, irony blows.

Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some."Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words.

See, those who wield the primordial forces of creation have a long-running grudge with physics.

I sidestepped the vampire's rush, and drove my half of the former blasting rod down at its back, Buffy-like.Maybe it works better on television.

He was the toast to her butter.

You will have fewer regrets in life if you start focusing and taking responsiblity for where you are and where you want to be.

The single most sacred pilgrimage you will ever make is the one right where you are.

Men would live exceedingly quiet if these two words, mine and thine, were taken away.

Days become weeks. Weeks become months. Month become years. And years become silence.

Failure is that early morning hour of darkness which precedes the dawning of the day of success.

There comes a point where we need to stop just pulling people out of the river. We need to go upstream and find out why they're falling in.

Somewhere where people aren't so mad would be nice, but I don't know if there is anywhere like that.

Dealing with a government with whom mendacity is a science is an extremely difficult matter.

Liberty is the prevention of control by others. This requires self-control and, therefore, religious and spiritual influences; education, knowledge, well-being.