Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig, " Mangiz fumed."Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there, featherbag!!

Try not to turn your mind into your worst enemy of progress.

Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emotional housekeeping.

We will preach the truth to a new generation: The doorway to all freedoms is framed with muskets. It's time the apologists step aside and let freedom's followers lead the way.

Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.

People are proud of their players.

I try not to put my purse on the floor - demons will get into it.

I have nothing to declare except my genuis.

Gravestones tell truth scarce forty years.

We need to be moral archaeologists to pull out how we understand the world