Are you okay?" "Fan-fricking-tastic. Only way today could get better is if I were scheduled for an appendectomy. Without drugs. In a third-world country.

I might have to rescind my no-love rule, " she said, a cookie in each hand. "Cookies are my sweet spot.' He smiled. "They're not your only sweet spot.

Her heart did a slow roll in her chest. "I'm yours, " she whispered. "For the duration." "Yes, but more than that, I'm yours, " he said, quiet steel.

Man in general, if reduced to himself, is too wicked to be free.

There is no better exercise for your heart than reaching down and helping to lift someone up

Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes.

Next to the writer of real estate advertisements, the autobiographer is the most suspect of prose artists.

We live but a fraction of our lives.

Yeah, because when you’re attracted to someone, you actually enjoy kissing them and afterward, you don’t act like you kissed Adolf Hitler.

As a teenager, Michel believed that suffering conferred dignity on a person. Now he had to admit that he had been wrong. What conferred dignity on people was television.

When Allah grants us the sense to ask Him for forgiveness, then He has granted us a huge favor. It's a sign that He wants to forgive us.

When I was thirteen I only wanted to be a drummer.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.