Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?" "Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember?" "No. I was unconscious.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Are you planning to get married?' She finally asked. 'Like to someone in particular?' He shrugged. 'Aren't most marriages to someone in particular?

Beautiful isn't something you become. It's something you realize you are.

One might have to be a little ruthless to seize back control of one's life, don't you think?

Writing humor is not something every single person can do.

One person's disaster is another person's talking point.

Whatever crushes individuality is despotism.

The real friend is another self.

Children are amazing. Believe in yourself and stay strong. And remember that there are people out there who can help you when things get tough.

Living the dream is simply a form of living out your passion, of making that passion gradually, through persistence and effort, a central part of your life.

The manager has a short-range view; the leader has a long-range perspective.