Are you sick and tired of men sniveling and whining about how we women want to smother them? If you can still hear them whining you aren't holding the pillow down hard enough.

Don't worry about how things are. Watch where they are headed.

The world is not fair. If you persist in presuming it is, you will create a lot of unnecessary misery for yourself.

Don't worry about where you are. Watch the first derivative.

The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy.

It is important to expose yourself to ideas you don't agree with from time to time. Attend a political rally of a party you do not like.

Happier than a bird with a french fry.

You are a victim only when you have decided to play the part.

Father giving advice to son: Never do anything once around the house that you don't want to do for the rest of your life.

Physical experiences, lacking the joys of love, depend on twists and perversions of pleasure. Abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones.

When I sing I have a lot of visions. Like what's happening now in my life.

I did The Commish and an episode of Neon Rider, and then I got the series called Street Justice, which I ended up doing about 18 episodes of.

The taste for splendor is hardly ever combined in the same souls with the taste for the honorable.

I thought I’d learn a few new words, but the men were too shocked to even swear this time.

I do not need the musing of the philosophers to tell me what I am doing. It would be more interesting to let me know why I am doing it.

The next time you're disappointed, don't panic. Don't give up. Just be patient and let God remind you He's still in control.