Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.

I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette.

There are so few surprises left in life. We've gotten so addicted to knowing. It's the Google generation. We want the answer to everything right now!

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I've done things to my body, mechanically, that I'll never do again. I've done stunts that I shouldn't have done 10, 11, 12 times. I've broken a ton of bones on sets.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

If you're going to commit to that, you're going to have to find some way to make it bearable and enjoyable.

All this world's noise appears to me a dull, ill-acted comedy!

I would like to be judged on the validity of my arguments, not as a victim.

One way of reading my life is that I have been in constant search for a father.

I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.

How doth the little busy bee Improve each shining hour, And gather honey all the day From every opening flower!

I don't want to wear my compositional tools on my sleeve.

When I got to the Mavericks people were all giving me advice - change this, change that - and one thing that I didn't do was fire anybody.

Should I ask about the handcuffs? (Tate) Not unless you want to live...otherwise if anyone asks, tell them I died of a heart attack during a wild sexcapade with her. (Kyrian)

Wikipedia only works in practice. In theory, it's a total disaster.

What's interesting about art in public spaces is that the public really sort of takes over and uses it in ways that you didn't anticipate.