Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies.

Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover that there is no God.

They're hangin' Danny Deever in the morning!

I never, ever, restrict food, and I will never go on a diet ever again.

It is the 'follow through' that makes the great difference between ultimate success and failure, because it is so easy to stop.

When you read a novel, your own imagery is the most important. It's what makes reading such a wonderful thing.

What if they were allowed to choose their own mate? And chose wrong?

My friends gave me the first songs which was the first food in my soul for me.

Make a searching and fearless inventory of your creative curiosity.

[This legendary Amazonian substance is] a cybernetic transdimentional medium of some sort that is generated out of the mysteries of the physiology of the human body.

The merchants will manage [commerce] the better, the more they are left free to manage for themselves.