Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

How impossible it is to forget the stories we tell ourselves, even when the truth should super-cede them.

He spoke in a trembling voice that didn’t seem to be entirely in sync with the movement of his lips. That’s because sound travels slower in halitosis.

If you cannot saw with a file or file with a saw, then you will be no good as an experimentalist.

Leaders come in two flavors, expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both.

What we do in New Orleans, man - we party!

The universal subjugator, the commonplace.

All the buried seeds crack open in the dark the instant they surrender to a process they can't see.

The world is always changed by people who don't listen to conventional wisdom. I think we often set our goals too small and try to accomplish them too quickly.

People of all demographic categories and geographic regions will access a good digital library.

Chess is only a recreation and not an occupation.