Are you who I think you are?

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

I like eating out. I like buying beautiful paintings and being surrounded by beautiful things. I have to finance that life. I can barely afford a pension scheme because I don't make enough money.

The arithmetical machine produces effects that approach nearer to thought than all the actions of animals. But it does nothing that would enable us to attribute will to it, as to the animals.

When we know what God is, we shall be gods ourselves.

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

And I'm very proud of the 50,000 poll workers and election officials who delivered a free and fair election.

Absolute size by itself is no indicator of success and achievement, let alone of managerial competence. Being the right size is.

Even the crudest, most derivative novel is an expression of the author's hopes and fears and ideas about good and evil.

There has been a little distress selling on the stock exchange.

There were so many people who wanted me for their films.

You build a successful career, regardless of your field of endeavor, by the dozens of little things you do on and off the job.