Are you wrestling faster than the audience can process? The answer to that question is often times yes. If that is true, then you are failing.

This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.

As God is my witness, he is broken in half!

Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God!

It's a Slobberknocker!

Business is about to pick up here!

Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work!

It is a human demolition derby!

If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean

It's gonna be a slobberknocker!

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month!

We are not what we do!

Explore your inner creative genius through the medium you love and enjoy the journey!

Your purpose is simply what you do each day.

Onward, then! To glory and some such nonsense.

Comedy is such a private thing; it's not always easy to translate something funny from one language to another. It's very personal and cultural as well.

The Buddha over and over again spoke clearly and definitely on post-mortem states - as in his conversation with Vasetta.

My Christian faith is at the very heart of who I am.

These guys who keep on playing but aren't winning, you've got to sit them down and let them figure it out and perform a little gut-check on themselves.

All writers are mimics, and I'm not interested in picking up somebody else's style or voice.

There is no breakthrough without a breakdown.