Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself? ...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

The key to happiness - as any good fairy godmother will tell you - is not to avoid problems, but to overcome them.

What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.

Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Beauty has a persuasive power all its own.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.

I didn't bother to explain about the glitter in my hair. I figured they could think it was a family trait. We all glittered, just like the Cullens in Twilight.

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give.

Great opportunities come to all but many do not know they have met them. The only preparation to take advantage of them is ... to watch what each day brings.

Art is why I get up in the morning, but my definition ends there.

A lie is real; it aims at success. A liar is a realist.

When our inner self connects to our work and our work to our inner self, the work knows no limit, for the inner self knows no limit.

Princess Diana was a wonderful, caring philanthropist. She would come sometimes into the church and sit at the back and pray.

Alabama soldiers, all I ask of you is to keep up with the Texans!

Vagabonding is about not merely reallotting a portion of your life for travel but rediscovering the entire concept of time.

We were always around my dad, so he wasn't absentee at all. I don't think it was normal, but it was exciting. You always had lots of creative people around, and my parents took us everywhere.

I've always been skeptical of those television healers who are bald. If I had that gift, that'd be the first thing I'd fix.