Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Overcoming challenges makes life a worthwhile adventure.

We need to learn to protect our time.

If on a friend’s bookshelf You cannot find Joyce or Sterne Cervantes, Rabelais, or Burton, You are in danger, face the fact, So kick him first or punch him hard And from him hide behind a curtain.

The sane are madder than we think, the mad saner.

Ego is constantly attempting to acquire and apply the teachings of spirituality for its own benefit.

I am not free because I can be exploded anytime.

People want to see things that are visually beautiful.

The needs of babies and toddlers were constant and drained the life out my sense of self and my familys relationship with each other.

I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting.

A woman in a single state may be happy and may be miserable; but most happy, most miserable, these are epithets belonging to a wife.