Arguing with somebody is never pleasant, but sometimes it is useful and necessary to do so.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.

We once again see the painful reality of the spineless political intelligentsia

Which of you by being anxious can add one cubit unto his stature?

Without hope we live in desire.

I'm asking the American people to rise above the noise and the clutter of our broken politics.

There's actually a lot of information on a lot of people and that is a major achievement of a police state.

By 1988, I was living in New York myself.

Your Buddhism has made you mean Ray and makes you even afraid to take your clothes off for a simple healthy orgy

In Greece, the unemployment rate has risen to 22%. The solution to the problem was to raise taxes on the rich, according to the Greek president Barack Obama-opolis.

Every song that has been a hit for me has been honest and truthful. I have to believe that same formula will work on this (television) show. It has to be believable and honest.