Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.

Nothing is lost. . .Everything is transformed.

Weak men cannot handle power. It will either crush them, or they will use it to crush others

If what we are doing isn't enough for you, I need you to tell me now.

Talent is not sexually transmitted.

I'm a very lucky girl.

Burn, Hollywood, burn, I smell a riot goin' on, First they're guilty, now they're gone!

Ever since the days of Adam, man has been hiding from God and saying, 'God is hard to find.

People always say 'They [teens] need a good talking to.' I've never agreed with that. A kid needs a good listening to.

There's not that many surprises that you get in life.