Aristotle was once asked what those who tell lies gain by it. Said he - That when they speak truth they are not believed.

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

knowing your poweris what createshumility.not knowing your poweris what createsinsecurity.

Neutrinos have mass? i didn't even know they're Catholic!" Robert to Vittoria

We have long had death and taxes as the two standards of inevitability. But there are those who believe that death is the preferable of the two.

I was like 'No!' I've never had body issues, I've never had an eating disorder. I've never had to go on a diet and that's because of Weight Watchers.

Anyone who is aware of his environment knows that the peril of physical assault does exist, and that it exists everywhere and at all times.

Jesus is mysterious not just because of what we don't know about him, but because of what we do know about him.

People have their faults, but it doesn't prevent you from loving them.

We are all victims of war, and we all count.

I think I'd be a good dad; it would be a pleasure.

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk wasnt some serious song, but it was huge! It was funny.