Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

He had always despised people who thought about the past. To live was to leave behind

Because that was then and this is now. Because the past is gone, even though it defines the present.

Each country has a soul, and France's soul is equality.

There is a quite a lot of effort involved but I find action sequences some of the quickest to write and the most fun.

Grieve not, then, if your sons seem to desert you, but rejoice, rather, seeing the will of God done gladly.

He got up looking out of his earhole!

I never had any real expectations about what sort of success I would have or all the publicity.

It's fun to get together and have something good to eat at least once a day. That's what human life is all about - enjoying things.

It is always the teacher who must learn the most... or else nothing real has happened in the exchange.

The United States of America is a nation where people are not united because of those three glaring frailties: racism, injustices and inequities.