Armenians have more imagination than Mohammedans.

Maybe that is the one real division between men: wood men and desert men.

Occupy the earth with the multiplication of yourself

She is a figure of legend and fairy tale, one to be taken seriously, or she might knock you off your feet with a quick whirl of the staff she carries everywhere.

Success in business today requires real-time, mobile access to business opportunities.

Seek simplicity, then distrust.

Coolidge thought budgets were virtuous. He had his econ straight. He didn't just cut taxes, he also cut the budget.

All people are the same; only their habits differ.

The Internal Revenue Service is the real undefeated heavyweight champion.

But I wish to point out that it is entirely wrong to say that the Chinese are not religious.

Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.

It's only by thinking even more crazily than philosophers do that you can solve their problems.