Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn't do what I wanted, I'd kill him.

The reason most of the children are having problems in any inner-city neighborhood is because they don't see enough positive role models in their own environment.

Every life is meant to help all lives; each man should live for all men's betterment.

If I read a book that impresses me, I have to take myself firmly by the hand, before I mix with other people; otherwise they would think my mind rather queer.

He who multiplies riches multiplies cares.

The melancholia of everything completed!

Justified means just as if you've never sinned.

The skill set for hockey is so specific to skating and if you haven’t been skating as a kid it’s impossible to play - and I wasn’t a skater.

I found myself wishing that we could live like the birds and move through nature without hurting it our ourselves.

So today I say, the outlook in Georgia has never been brighter.