Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a huge debate with Arianna Huffington about immigration - going back and forth - finally immigration came in and hauled them both away.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

History will dictate what my legacy is. And 'maverick' is fine, because I am.

There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone.

Most sane people think that no insane person can reason logically. But this is not so.

If you buy a $28,000 car, in four years it will be worth about 11,000 bucks.

I don't want to be tied down. I don't want to settle down. I don't want I love you.

The only sort of descriptive adjective or catch phrase for my music would be 'eclectic.'

Dwelling-place and food are useful for life but give it no significance: the immediate goals of the housekeeper are only means, not true ends.

Objects always meet your obsession. Once you have an obsession, you step on it at every corner.

He was not a modest man. Contemplating suicide, he summoned a dragon.' Gothos' Folly