Arrogance is blind to the stumbling block.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Success depends on your attitude

Always walk with style and finesse.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

I'm the worst person to ask about how to get noticed. It took me 25 years.

Get it - get it better or get it worse. No middle ground of compromise.

You must rouse into people's consciousness their own prudence and strength, if you want to raise their character.

There's enough on this planet for everyone's needs but not for everyone's greed.

If one day speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling.

Lovers are mirrors to each other. Love makes you aware of your original face.

Procrastination is One of those Excuses, Born of Fear, that we Use to Keep Ourselves Stuck