Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?

Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!

We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend

He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions

I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.

Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.

Everybody's got one killer story. It doesn't take talent to tell that story, it just takes experience.

When I was growing up, my parents were almost involved in various volunteer things. My dad was head of Planned Parenthood. And it was very controversial to be involved with that.

Rather than knowing more, I think I've got more open-minded.

Alluding to hell is a warning that a person can completely neglect his purpose in life. I don't believe in an eternal hell.

There were always jokes about Hillary Clinton channeling Eleanor Roosevelt, but Eleanor Roosevelt was really instrumental at the UN, and would want to meet with various other delegates.

Because I have a little bit more, that means I'm better than you? No. Unacceptable.

Two sides of the same coin, but which side is which?

We love a genius for what he leaves and mourn him for what he takes away

I'm sad but excited for the future.

Hide until everybody goes home. Hide until everybody forgets about you. Hide until everybody dies.