Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Whether you are aware of it or not, your life is still disappearing. It’s pouring out, it keeps diminishing.

All that is ‘free of cost’ is compulsory (farajeeyat).

We cannot respect something just because millions or billions believe in it! We can respect something only if it is complying with the high intelligence and the ethics!

I've been labeled all my life.

Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.

What really matters to me is what my peers think.

I've always loved TV very much, and as a child I was so religious with it, but now it's more when it fits in.

If one wants to be called a queen, one should act with civility and grace.

Poetry is not a waiting room where one stays overnight...every word is war.

Great engineers are a huge multiplier.