Art and prayer are the only decent ejaculations of the soul.

It seemed Lady Luck hated me worse than usual.

Most of us try to do too much because we are secretly afraid we will not be able to do anything at all.

Be as peaceful as a dancing spring flower.

The butterflies in my stomach turn into vampire bats as we pull up to the school.

He came into the world like a delivery that no one knew what to do with, and nobody wanted to sign for.

No-one wants to see anybody fail in life.

It is a most miserable thing to feel ashamed of home.

I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

We humans have many vestigial features proving that we evolved. The most famous is the appendix.