Art is about the edges and the sharp corners and those places are not conducive to activism, which is about putting on a gloss.

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

Comedy is actually very macho driven.

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

No.'It's not a bad word. And it is very important to use at times. Practice saying it in the mirror. It's empowering.

The snowball of selfishness quickly becomes an avalanche.

In my card catalogue, the Dewey Decimal System had placed him firmly under Ancient History.

Spiders evidently as surprised by the weather as the rest of us: their webs were still everywhere - little silken laundry lines with perfect snowflakes hung out in rows to dry.

We certainly have a lot of ideas, and we both love what Tony [Fucile] did with the book [Bink & Gollie]. If we could all pull it off, I think all three of us would like to do another.

Prosperity knits a man to the world. He feels that he is finding his place in it, while really it is finding its place in him.

The only thing you have to worry about is bad luck. I never had bad luck.

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.

Music education is very important. I think that for me growing up, I was disciplined very hard at home.

I was getting frustrated with America. It's interesting how as simple a thing as, like, letting your hair grow longer changed in the world in those days.