Art is nothing; it's a way.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

One thing I have come to realize is that love is not always happiness.

The Bible is not an option

Marriage, at this point in my life? I'm not interested in it. Yet. Maybe later when I'm 35 or 40.

Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.

If I played a tough kid on the street I couldn't go out there and get into fifth position. I had to dance like a tough kid on the street.

A person can no more make money suddenly and largely, and be unharmed by it, than one could suddenly grow from a child's stature to an adult's without harm.

I realize that's why we play golf, to hit the ball into the hole. But it is a strange feeling when you hit the shot and it actually goes in.

By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.

Intellectual is a parrot; wise man is a crow. One is repetitive; other is creative!

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