Art is the beautiful way of doing things. Science is the effective way of doing things. Business is the economic way of doing things.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

I love Humanity but I hate humans

In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night

I'm going now. My time has come.

Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me

My dream roles since I was very young were Tony in West Side Story and Pippin. But, now I leave that for the youngsters.

It is more difficult by far to be independent of our own inner shackles than it is of the shackles that others might place upon us.

Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism.

I am a slave of Ramakrishna, who left his work to be done by me and will not give me rest till I have finished it. And oh, how shall I speak of him? Oh, his love for me!

Before I give my body, I must give my thoughts, my mind, my dreams.

I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian.