Art is what is unnecessary, but necessary only to that artist.

The eyes get in the way of the mind.

The hand in the eye is the ultimate tool.

I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be a career. Thanks Democrats. Thanks Republicans.

A secretary must think like a man act like a lady look like a girl and work like a dog.

I would like my car to fly and make me breakfast, but that's an unrealistic expectation.

Facebook revealed that Ebola was the most popular Facebook topic in the U.S. this year, with the World Cup coming in sixth. So welcome to America, where even Ebola is more popular than soccer.

I believe that I am male and I am female.

I really like sort of disappearing.

When a man is freed of religion, he has a better chance to live a normal and wholesome life.

Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding onto.

Man just went past with a cat on his head.

To happy folkAll heaviest words no more of meaning bearThan far-off bells saddening the Summer air.