Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else.

We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.

Romance is all about making a story out of our love.

When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before.

Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.

The sun never has an inferiority complex. It shines the same whether above or below.

Losing teaches you how to win

No one will protect what they don't care about

Contrary to general belief, an artist is never ahead of his time but most people are far behind theirs.

I can't go to school, cause I don't have a gun. I ain't got a gun, cause I ain't got a job. I ain't got a job, cause I can't go to school.

Swing easy and hit hard.

I was fired from my television job, simple as that. Well, downsized, really, a classic 1990s situation.

The penalty for getting the woman you want is that you must keep her.

My family had a habit of collecting creatures that didn't always want to be pets. The first animal I can remember was a Lab named Zoe.

I suppose, mother-in-laws are frightening figures. Especially, more so for mother-in-laws to be.