Art must be unaesthetic in the extreme, useless and impossible to justify.

A new gadget that lasts only five minutes is worth more than an immortal work that bores everyone.

The world is divided into two categories: failures and unknowns.

The devil follows me day and night because he is afraid to be alone.

God invented concubinage, satan marriage.

Dada talks with you, it is everything, it includes everything, it belongs to all religions, can be neither victory nor defeat, it lives in space and not in time.

If you want to have clean ideas, change them as often as your shirts.

A free spirit takes liberties even with liberty itself.

Pain has its reasons, pleasure is totally indifferent.

Dada is like your hopes: nothing like your paradise: nothing like your idols: nothing like your heroes: nothing like your artists: nothing like your religions: nothing

We are not responsible for what we do; we are ignorant of our acts until we accomplish them.

It's time we allow our youth to de tangle life with ease.

Bad habits are like having a sumo wrestler in the back of your canoe rowing the opposite direction.

I asked Elsie how much food they needed from outside the community. 'Flour and sugar, ' she said, and then thought a bit. 'Sometimes we'll buy pretzels as a spl

You are the source of the sun.And I am the willow's shadow. Oh, you have struck me on the head, Wretch that I am, on fire am I.

You have to count on living every single day in a way you believe will make you feel good about your life- so that if it were over tomorrow you'd be content with yourself.

The silence killed your faith.

I don't need to be looking at every failure of government, I need to be looking where failure of government needs reform.

London, with its monotonous and melancholy houses, seems like an inharmonious patchwork, as if pieced together without design. Yet it is lovable in its sprawling confusion.

I've found my missin' piece So grease my knees and fleece my bees I've found my missin' piece!

I love Madrid. I am happy to be here. I have been here three years and hope to be here longer. But I am proud of where I come from and never forget the people I grew up with.