Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Although personal calling I sense, Who am I? even if I am, I don't know.

The most important thing to do as you age is to stay physically active. Lots of people just throw in the towel if they can't do what they used to do, and that's terrible.

There is no other way of writing a novel than to begin at the beginning at to continue to the end.

If we score, we might win. If they never score, we can't lose.

Share your story with someone. You never know how one sentence of your life story could inspire someone to rewrite their own.

I'm not a gangster, I don't have no desire to be hard.

I just witnessed an event so mysterious that it shook my skepticism.

I would fight God Almighty Himself if He didn't play square with me

In traditional societies, nature was seen as one’s wife, but the modern West turned it into a prostitute.

War is a racket. It always has been. It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious.