Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.

They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.

God will always respond to our responsible management of the riches we have received from Him with promotion and stability

It's great to fall head over heels in love at a fast pace, and nothing's more romantic, but you need to look after yourself.

Sometimes I feel like putting on a blazer with just a T-shirt.

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.

Energy will do anything that can be done in the world; and no talents, no circumstances, no opportunities will make a two-legged animal a man without it.

Admitting how ill we are, how deep the damage goes, how constantly the abuse cycle is repeated and how horribly we have failed those who most deserve our care and protection.

When I was old enough to change my name, I changed it to Mr. T so that the first word out of someone's mouth was 'Mister,' a sign of respect.

The first mark of valor is defence.

Not all men are worthy of love.

If we had to choose one American Idol to go out to dinner with, it would be Fantasia. There are no airs and graces about her. ... I like her.