Artists are the serfs of a leisure society.

Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates.

The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes.

The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.

Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.

Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life.

I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed.

I love working with my hands. My writing is rough, my paper bruised with ink stains.

Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion.

Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?

If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.

Knowledge is in the end based on acknowledgement.

Everybody wants to play his natural position and play every day, but in the world of professional sports that's not always possible.

If ever you feel like an animal among men be a lion.

To end the misery that has afflicted the human condition for thousands of years, you have to start with yourself and take responsibility for you inner state at any given moment. That means now

I'm not in power, but my ideas are in power. And my ideas will prevail.

All of us blossom when we feel loved and wither when we do not feel loved.

The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.

Climate change represents the greatest and widest-ranging market failure ever seen

What is artistically good is whatever articulates and presents feeling to our understanding.

Any revival in which I am involved is liable to change.