As God is my witness, he is broken in half!

This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.

Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God!

It's a Slobberknocker!

Business is about to pick up here!

Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work!

It is a human demolition derby!

If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean

It's gonna be a slobberknocker!

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month!

I'm not sure the ring is big enough to hold both these egos!

Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against one of your people, but love your neighbor as yourself.

It would be superfluous todrive us mad, my dear Watson

The happy man is he who knows his limitations yet bows to no false gods.

There comes no adventure but wears to our soul the shape of our everyday thoughts.

When you feel helpless, help someone.

Is life worth living? Aye, with the best of us, Heights of us, depths of us- Life is the test of us!

Diversity is its most consistent characteristic....The characteristics of freely improvised music are established only by the sonic-musical identity of the person or persons playing it.

The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.

Love is like falconry," he said. "Don't you think that's true, Cleveland?" "Never say love is like anything." said Cleveland. "It isn't.

Now is the time to make good use of time. Today is the day to begin a perfect day.