As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less.' [...]

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

The five stages of bureaucratic grieving are: denial, anger, committee meetings, scapegoating, and cover-up.

The memory of the financial community is proverbially and distressingly short.

You have to lean into the turn. On every creative aspect, you have to lean into what's working.

There really is confusion out there. Finding common ground sounds good. But the reality is, a lot of people on all sides have a stake in the fight.

I've got a girl that I love so, hey Loddy Loddy Lo.

Gods should not resemble men in their anger!

You have to have great design to be competitive in today’s markets.

Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.

But in my heart I knew that just like the new grass, I wasn't strong enough yet to be walked on

When you paint, try to put down exactly what you see. Whatever else you have to offer will come out anyway.