As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.

Do you remember the time, Mike, ” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.

The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it’s too late and you’re face down eating sand.

The pimple is perfect.

You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.

You're asking me to look into the future and give you guarantees. Magic isn't a recipe for baking cake.

I'd realized that in writing happiness is useless-without suffering there is no story.

'Kung Fury!' I mean, Jesus, that thing is amazing.

The Mormons had a divine revelation in favour of polygamy, but under pressure from the United States Government they discovered that the revelation was not binding.

You go back to those films of the '40s and '50s and hear the dialogue, the way the people played off each other, the wordplay. I think we've really lost that in movies.

There is no expedient to which a man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking.

It's a good time for me to pursue acting, I suppose since I'm enjoying having another medium in which to express myself. I've been getting a great response to my work.

Popular films are so powerful and compelling that it's often easier to accept their versions of history than the much more complicated true stories.

It's not a huge surprise that there are habitations at the bottom of the Black Sea.

Humans treat time as a map and always know where they are located on it and respond with the appropriate emotion.