As I have said, the best Bush strategy is to put Congress on TV as often as possible.

You can't be halfhearted in a revolution. Values that serve well in a civil society don't work in a state of nature.

It's not so much about the cause, it's about feeling superior to political opponents.

When the private sector fails, the solution is more government. When the government fails, the solution is more government.

The new racism is anything that might hurt a Democrat politically.

Democrats don't represent the taxpayers, they represent the tax-consumers.

Personally, I'm tired of hearing the whole have-you-no-decency routine from people who have made quite clear that they possess none themselves.

That's the thing about conspiracy theories: in a comforting sort of way, they give rise to the feeling that someone, somewhere, knows what's going on.

Things that can't go on forever, won't. Debts that can't be paid, won't be.

Imagine what things would be like if the news media actually sided with civilization.

I can think of no better reason to vote against Obama than the prospect of an administration where any criticism of the President is treated as racism.

Please write an ending where the Martians are defeated. Don't take away your readers' hope.

Every year, when you're a child, you become a different person.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

I don't think there's any artist of any value who doesn't doubt what they're doing.

The intention to live as long as possible isn't one of the mind's best intentions, because quantity isn't the same as quality.

I told my parents, 'You've taken care of me all my life, helped me through college. You've been awesome, but now it's my turn to be my own man.'

You see, I don't know how to ride a motorcycle, actually.

Thou you thrust your dagger at my eye, I will not flinch.

Im going to be shaking my booty when Im 55.

You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it.