As I look around the West End these days, it seems to me that outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in.

Find out what you like doing best, and get someone to pay you for it.

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

You may follow the footstepsThe whole day will passWith you going around in circlesYet not reaching anywhere at last!

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

What's in front of you is a whole world of experiences beyond your imagination. Put yourself, and your growth and development, first.

Meditation is hard. You are constantly trying to focus on one thing, usually your breath, and your mind is going to go berserk.

Soon there will be nothing truly profound that is not achieved by everyone, and of the difficult things in this world only one will be left: simplicity.

How can we, with our adult minds, know what will be interesting? If you follow the child...you can find out something new.

Ramp skating has become the most popular televised form of skating because they can constrain it. They can judge it based on what's happening within this box of a ramp.

One of my best friends is Paul Rudd, and he's been in just about every one of Judd Apatow's movies.

We've become so glorified in the movie-star system that it's become this artificial royalty. The truth is that we're circus clowns.

A loyal liberal can get away with anything with other liberals, as long as that loyal liberal is liberal and attacks conservatives left and right, spouts the right words, they get away with anything.