As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

Those who mock at you, shall one day worship you.

Her mother and memory lapses were BFFs.

He gave a final shake of his coat. I go to the hunt!

There are millions of stories in the world, and several hundred of them good ones.

When you have the opportunity to do something, you have to jump on it.

...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying.

The development of technology will leave only one problem: the infirmity of human nature.

What artists call posterity is the posterity of the work of art.

If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space. The best way to predict the future is to create it.

Thank you for you consideration