As I stood behind you, I sensed that God was telling me to pay for your groceries, so I did. Simple as that.

The goal of our lives should be nothing less that becoming so familiar with the "mind of Christ" that we could write Jesus' speeches.

[The Rule:] Just do the next thing you're reasonably certain Jesus wants you to do.

[The 10-Second Rule's] power is in its simplicity, and yet it gets straight to the heart of what it means to actually follow Jesus.

I may not give you the forgiveness you're asking, but i'm giving you forever to make me forgive you.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

When you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children.

If you teach three university courses a day, you need something to turn your mind off.

The poorest people are the sweetest people.

It is true that I have had heartache and tragedy in my life. These are things none of us avoids. Suffering is the price of being alive.

You’re never ready for the truth. No matter how much you think you know, it always takes you by surprise.

Revolutions are always verbose.

I think everything is pretty well preordained - even your mistakes.

They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.