As I've said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven't seen the shotgun aimed at our navel.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

Music did that to me, just like God was supposed to, because music seemed both magic and holy.

No amount of high fashion can make up for a lifetime of poor posture.

A man who can make love with another man can also make love with the enemy.

It is a great misfortune to be of use to nobody; scarcely less to be of use to everybody.

We were contented to let things remain as the Great Spirit Chief made them. They were not; and would change the rivers and mountains if they did not suit them.

The cricket's gone, we only hear machines In erg and atom they exact their pay. And life is largely lived on silver screens.

There's one disturbing notion throughout India that light skin is more attractive than dark.

Happiness isn't a state, it's a skill. It's the skill of knowing how to take what life throws your way and make the most of it.

The First Amendment says that we can protest and call to - on our government to address grievances.

Only by working within the laws that govern the flow of water will happiness be achieved.