As I was going up the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish I wish he'd stay away.

Poetry is when you talk to yourself.

As I was sitting in my chair, I knew the bottom wasn't there, Nor legs nor back, but I just sat, Ignoring little things like that.

As I was going up the stair I met a man who wan't there He wasn't there again today Oh I wish he'd go away!

Don't write in to ask whether I would prefer Gingrich to Clinton. Ask, rather, whether Clinton prefers Gingrich to you. Go triangulate yourself.

Pessimists try to convince you the world sucks, optimists already know it does and smile anyway.

I never, ever see myself as a celebrity or famous, so I poke fun at that.

Many of us were kind of irritated with Obama for larding it with tax cut, which we didn't think was going to be stimulative.

The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people except annoy them.

Your enemy can be your greatest teacher.

Belief is reassuring. People who live in the world of belief feel safe. On the contrary, faith is forever placing us on the razor's edge.

Oh -- who's the Queen?" "Her, of course. The White Queen. You're just like Alice, you know. Down the rabbit hole with the Mad Hatter.

We're all going to die; I'm just trying to make it a little more interesting.

The goal of truly rich people is to have massive wealth and abundance.