As a Christian I take it for granted that human history will some day end; and I am offering Omniscience no advice as to the best date for that consummation.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

To better handle grief, become the passenger, not the driver.

It's hard to kill that father-son bond.

Oh, darling, I've been so miserable.

Let us consider this settled, that no one has made progress in the school of Christ who does not joyfully await the day of death and final resurrection.

We've been like that all season. They're starting to have the vision I've been asking them to have for a while. Our settled, normal offense stuff, we need to work on that.

Thinking begins only when we have come to know that reason, glorified for centuries, is the stiff-necked adversary of thought.

We're not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact checkers.

Study everything, join nothing.

You cannot affirm the power plant and condemn the smokestack, or affirm the smoke and condemn the cough