As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I'm not sure why I can do that, but that's as simple as I can put it.

College is great. It's the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents... and bounce it.

My wife at times will say I'm stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah... but she's never said I was boring!

My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully I'm more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I'm not!

So, I'm from the South. So I guess that makes me South Korean.

I have one show biz picture in my house. It's with Mr. Hope. I have asked for one autograph in my life: Mr. Hope's.

I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny.

My way of telling stories is kind of what I do naturally. It's no different from how I would talk to you if you were in my living room.

My wife gets mad because we'll be in the middle of something and I'll stop and say, 'No, I've got to write this down!' She'll say, 'No! We're in a discussion!' I say, 'I know, but it's hilarious!

I'm smart cause I'm Korean, I'm not so smart cause I'm from the south. They cancel each other out, so I'm even.

Growing up, I loved Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart. They are a big reason I'm a storyteller because they are two of the best.

Vested in fear, frightened of failure, but beyond that I choose to surrender to my fated success.

Failure is a sign post, directing the right road for life’s journey.

Why take drugs specifically designed to send you insane?

Athletes are American princes and the locker room is their castle. Some of them behave in princely fashion, become legitimate heroes to us all. And some are jerks.

The self in a toroidal Universe can be both separate and connected with everything else.

My dad recently reminded me that my grandfather's cousin was Lefty Frizzell.

It was not a friendly game, and Jerry certainly did not have friendliness in his eyes. He had an extra mean streak that day. He was out of control and probably should have been ejected.

The world wants the kind of men who do not shrink from temporary defeats in life; but come again and wrestle triumph from defeat.

And when I go to see plays, I marvel at how people can do that. I've done it all my life, but I still find it mystical.

People need heroes, in music and every aspect of life.