As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real.

I'm an extra dark black belt in ping pong.

I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.

I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.

I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works.

You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy.

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.

I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand.

I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for 30 Rock. Some people think were old friends from Second City days. I had always been a fan of Tinas. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom.

I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes its fun, sometimes its annoying.

Men started praying to you, begging for a taste. That legend of yours spiraled out of control. You gave the people hope. They were told you were all they ever needed.

Scepticism is never certain of itself, being less a firm intellectual position than a pose to justify bad behavior.

I hope when my time as Liverpool manager is over, I'm remembered as someone who improved the team and left the club in a better position than I inherited it.

I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer.

When we are young... we often experience things in the present with a nostalgia-in-advance, but we seldom guess what we will truly prize years from now.

I think were struggling with trying to redefine various positions at this point in history. To allow freedom for women, freedom for men, freedom from those sharply defined gender roles.

Michael Anthony is the Diplomat of Rock N Roll. He is the regular guy.

I really do hope that the Millennium Summit gives new impetus to the work of the United Nations.

I think feminism has always been global. I think there's feminism everywhere throughout the world.

What I mean by "empathy" is putting yourself in other people's shoes, feeling what they feel.