As a comic, I've heard gunshots while I'm trying to get to sleep. I've performed where people wanted to do you harm after the show because of something you said.

I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.

I like those older theaters - the acoustics are perfect, I mean, you just have that feel of there's been a thousand shows in there and now you get to be one.

I chewed up a lot of Florida highway when I was starting out. Used to come to Tampa two or three times a year for about 10 years straight.

Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!

I mean, yeah, I want to lose some weight! I'm doing the best I can.

Stand-up will always come first. I've been doing it for 22 years, and nothing compares to that connection you have with the audience. It's euphoric.

I'm from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year's there once. I'm not trying to namedrop.

I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?

Danity Kane' was a wonderful group, and like all things, nothing is forever. We had a great run and we were very successful.

The poem is a form of texting... it's the original text. It's a perfecting of a feeling in language - it's a way of saying more with less, just as texting is.

The present moment dies every moment to become the past , is reborn every moment into the future. All experience is now. Now never ends.

If you'll begin to develop and maintain an attitude that says yes to life and the world, you'll be astonished at the changes you'll see.

Pheromones are Earth's primordial idiom.

I think basically lables were more interested in a Richard Page record than a Mr. Mister record.

I have made a pact with my tongue, not to speak when my heart is disturbed.

I think I've begun to take for granted how easily information can swirl around me.

Great leaders give everyone something to believe in, not something to do.