As a director, you always want things to look good. You're always trying to make things look tidy. That's what we're all trained to do.

I love comedy. It's where my heart is.

The more times people laugh, the better the film is.

That which is common to the greatest number has the least care bestowed upon it.

Complex things are easy to do. Simplicity's the real challenge.

With every door that closes a new one opens.

The whole force of the State is at your back if you should need it. I'm afraid that all the queen's horses and all the queen's men cannot avail in this matter.

The evil queen was stupid to play Snow White's game. There's an age where a woman has to move on to another kind of power. Money, for example. Or a gun.

I don't dress for effect, and I think that it never works out when someone does.

A wrong war brings wrong; so does a right war.

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

All pro sports, as well as the NCAA, should thank God every day we have sports betting here... We have the only agency in the world that regulates the honesty of games.

The theoretical broadening which comes from having many humanities subjects on the campus is offset by the general dopiness of the people who study these things.