As a footballer I can't imagine life without the use of one of my legs... Sadly this is exactly what happens to thousands of children every year when they accidentally step on a landmine.

I'm not comfortable being photographed, though I accept it is part of the job.

When Cristiano Ronaldo gets the ball, you can just leave him to it while he beats player after player.

Every footballer wants to play forever. And if you are going to keep on playing - to enjoy it to the full - you want to win games, and as a result, trophies.

I hope this match never ends. When the match ends, the memories begin.

I have played with some great players during my time at United but I would have to put Paul Scholes down as the best.

As players, you just play for the club. I love Man United, I'm going to play for Man United, and that's what my focus is on.

You get yourself prepared for a big game, you get yourself up for it. Then afterwards you don't sleep or eat properly.

There's never been completion in my football career because I've always been striving for that next thing.

If I feel I'm not influencing games, not scoring goals or making goals, then that's the time I'd pack it in.

Where does it stop? You get offered money for your wedding, then for your kids, new houses, holidays... We earn enough from football and sponsorships, why do you need any more?

Some piously record 'In the beginning God', but I say 'In the beginning hydrogen'.

Nobility is not only in forgiveness.

Being away from home was tough, but the challenge and the thrill of being on Broadway was so fulfilling, and I'm thankful to my husband for making it possible and holding it down at home.

Write a true, careless, slovenly impulsive, honest diary every day of your life.

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.

Sam Rockwell has a fantastic sense of rhythm.

I'd like to be an original, to be myself and not a pale copy of anyone else.

The laws are the sole guardians of right, and when the magistrate dares not act, every person is insecure.

I am so glad you are here. It helps me realize how beautiful my world is.

I'm a guy who works very hard and if I want something bad enough, I'm going to do anything possible to get it.